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ASFALTADO.- Expresión que dicen las
Maestras al niño que no va diario a la escuela.

DEPARA.- Lo que dicen las tarjetitas que
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EMBARNECER.- Ponerse como Barney.

MATUTINO.-Hijo del oficial Matute.

MINISTERIO.- Pequeño aparato estereofónico.

NOGALES.- Que descobijas, ciudad antagónica de Gales.

ONDEANDO.- On toy.

ALABANZA.- Lugar al que se va la comida
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ALFALFA.- Primera letra griega al cuadrado.

INDIGESTIÓN.- Trámite que solicitó un indio.

INDONESIA.- Se aplica a aquellas vendedoras de verduras que no entienden razones.

IRAQUÍ.- Expresión de los nacos para que
voltees a ver.

CAMARÓN.- Aparato enorme que saca fotos.

BECERRO.- Observa una loma o colina.

BERMUDAS.- Observar a las mujeres que no
hablan.

BERRO.- Perro Árabe.

POLINESIA.- Mujer policía testaruda o que

no entiende razones.

TELEPATÍA.- Aparato de TV para la hermana
de mi mamá.

TÚNICA.- Bacinica de tu propiedad.

ANÓMALO.- Hemorroides.

ATIBORRARTE.- Desaparecerte.

CACHIBACHE.- Pequeño hoyo en el pavimento
que está a punto de convertirse en bache.

DILEMAS.- Háblale más.

DIÓGENES.- La embarazó.

EMANA.- La ota hija de mi amá y mi apá.

ENDOSCOPIO.- Me preparo para todos los
exámenes, excepto para dos.

MANIFIESTA.- Fiesta de cacahuates.

MÉNSULA.- Tóntula, babósula.
MEOLLO.- Me escucho.

NITRATO.- Apatía por hacer algo.

NUEVAMENTE.- Cerebro sin usar.

TALENTO.- No tan rápido.

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